richard beer - and his amazing litany of spectacular works

contact me - make use of modern electric communication methods never before seen

curriculum vitae - the course of life, how it meanders excitingly

recent portfolio: - a taste of my latest adventures

the blackberry owners lounge - a dynamic, highly personalised content area for upstanding blackberry smartphone owners

gardant communications - The Policy Partnership needed a new name, a new brand and a new website. And they got them! Hurrah!

purina pro plan - the most scienterrific pet food site on the interweb

the walt disney travel company - a magical leaflet for a magical company.

audiem - a personal project on Accessibility where myself and m'colleague lay bare the devilish obstacles facing the visually impaired

aston martin - where I pen a few words in the form of magazine advertisements for HWM, the first and largest purveyor of the ultimate gentleman's marque

felix - A cat, you say? Why yes! And isn't he a cheeky little rascal!

we make changing easy - where I use japery and some cheekiness of wording for a Capital One minisite

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universal comedy showreel - where I create a masterpiece of son et lumiere for Universal Comedy

sony psp - 'twisted metal: head-on' - where I help conceptualise a computer video game website and write all the words

CIC corporate brochure - where I create a brochure of some note for a work/life balance company

laura ashley christmas section - where I imperiously stride the fine line between luxurious prose and pretentious codswallop

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the hostage - where a horrifying story of crime and high adventure plays out via the medium of a short film script

jack daniel's guide to drunken gaming - where I instruct the young whippersnappers of society how to play up, play up and play the game whilst intoxicated

"People on the outside think there's something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn't like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that's all there is to it."
- Harlan Ellison

richard beer - and his amazing litany of spectacular works

"People on the outside think there's something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn't like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that's all there is to it." - Harlan Ellison

"People on the outside think there's something magical about writing, that you go up in the attic at midnight and cast the bones and come down in the morning with a story, but it isn't like that. You sit in back of the typewriter and you work, and that's all there is to it."
- Harlan Ellison